Ten Lies We Tell

Ten Lies We Tell

1.             I’ll only be another 5 minutes on the computer.

2.             Those horizontal stripes don’t make you look fat at all.

3.             I can shag for hours.

4.             I feel a lot younger than I look.

5.             I’m too busy to compare prices.

6.             I’ve never used gaydar.

7.             It’s only a rash

8.             He’s cute… but I don’t fancy him.

9.             It only cost a tenner.

10.            Well THAT’S never happened before.