Close Encounter

Stoke’s finest crooner Robbie Williams has informed an incredulous press that he wants to study exraterrestrial life. The ex Take-Thater said that he had seen unidentified flying objects three times and has plans to study alien life forms once he quits the music business.

Speaking on the Jeremy Kyle show, Williams said that his first UFO sight came as a child in Britain, his second came in Beverly Hills, and a third sight occurred after he had written a song about alien contact.

Robbie, who hasn’t had a hit for a little while now says, “Seriously, I want to go there and investigate these things. I will stop being a pop star and becoming a ufologist.”