Johan’s Blog – A throbbing between my legs

You may already know that I’m a big fan of motorcycling. After all, it’s a fantastic combination: speed, adrenaline, power – and sex! I really like big, fast motorbikes and drive them myself when I get the chance. Unfortunately, I don’t have one of my own, so I have to borrow one from my friends [...]

Beyonce – Boys will be boys

Friends often ask me for advice. They say they can’t understand boys. I’ve never found boys difficult. They’re nothing if not predictable, and usually my friends know this too. They just want to be proved wrong. Here’s a handy hint: you won’t be.
Take for example Porno Scally (not his real name). Porno Scally claimed to [...]

Beyonce – August 2010

I’LL JUST GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT COCKS, SHALL I?
Anyone who follows me on Facebook will know I’m something of a prolific user. And that’s putting it lightly. Links, thoughts, musings and rants pout forth perhaps not as quick as water, but maybe as steadily as treacle from a spoon.
This past month I’ve been ranting [...]

WALES OF A TIME – by Beyonce

You guide me round Bangor, opening the city up like ripe fruit, and I’m lost in the Wordsworthiness of it all. Spreading blue skies, clear as hotel pool waters, pour down wide-yawning sunshine, and I am speechless.
At the pier we eat sandwiches, gradually emerging from hangover, and gaze out at yachts like they might be [...]

Fitness – It’s all about time management

It’s all about time management

I’ve been thinking a lot about time lately. Maybe because it seems like I have less of it every week to do the things that I really want to do and accomplish goals much quicker. Maybe because I want to free more up to spend with my 2 dogs Raffi and [...]

Johan: Sometimes it’s better to just stay in bed!

Maybe you know the feeling. There are days you just want to forget. Days when everything goes wrong and you wish you’d just stayed in your warm, cosy bed instead. Well, not only have I had a few of those days recently, I’ve had a few of those kinds of weeks. It’s just not been [...]

Beyonce – 10 ways to reinvent yourself

Sometimes life can be boring. Sometimes you’ve just dug the hole so deep you can’t get back out again. Sometimes you need to leave town, change your wardrobe and reinvent yourself. Well if you do, here are my top ten methods to becoming reborn:
Get a new job. This is the easiest. A change in career [...]

Johan’s Blog

Gym…it’s a tonic

At last, the sun is back again. No more snow! Instead, warm temperatures and guys wearing shorts and tank-tops once more. Hurray! As a result, the streets and marketplaces become a cat-walk and at last you can check what sort of guy you’re taking home before you get to the point of a [...]

Johan’s Blog – April

Snow drops and exposed bottoms.

I really like saunas. The combination of a hot steam-bath and a Jacuzzi – why, it’s just about perfect
One of my favourite places is a (gay) hotel in Berlin. It’s one of the best and most relaxed stays that I know, and always provides me with very horny and sexy experiences. [...]

Johan’s Blog – An American named Turk

The last few weeks have been really busy for me. I’ve been on an extended business trip to Berlin; I’ve performed in a porn movie, I’ve made several videos for my own site, I’ve performed at some of our STAXUS live shows – and, at last, I’ve bought a car!
Yes, I’ve finally bought a new [...]

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