Ten Lies We Tell

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  1. I’ll only be another 5 minutes on the computer.
  2. Those horizontal stripes don’t make you look fat at all.
  3. I can shag for hours.
  4. I feel a lot younger than I look.
  5. I’m too busy to use Grindr.
  6. It’s only a rash.
  7. He’s cute… but I don’t fancy him.
  8. It only cost a tenner.
  9. Well THAT’S never happened before.

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