Sex Test – Just How Gay Are You?

    In the interest of science (that’s a lie)  so really for no other reason than it could be fun we have listed 20 pertinent questions that should help you evaluate just how gay you are.

• If you had a choice how often would you have sex? 

1. Every Day – all day and all night
2. A few times a week
3. Not too often I have better things to do

• Do you masturbate?

1. Yes
2. Occasionally
3. No

• Ever masturbated for your partner while they watched (or vice versa)?

1. Yes
2. Thought about it but never done it
3. No

• Do you like to give and receive oral sex?

1. Yes
2. Yes, but not too often
3. Never tried

• When you’re about to cum… do you want your partner to?

1. Swallow
2. Rub it all over their face
3. None of these things

• Would you let your partner cum in your face?

1. Yes
2. Messy but maybe
3. No

• Ever let a partner cum in your mouth and swallowed?

1. Yes
2. Done it but not often
3. No

• Have you had anal sex?

1. Yes
2. Yes but not too crazy about it
3. No

• Have you ever had a 3-sum?

1. Yes
2. Definitely interested
3. No

• When do you like to watch porno’s?

1. When alone
2. With your partner
3. I don’t watch it

• Have you ever watched someone have sex?

1. Yes
2. No but would
3. No

• Have you ever let someone watch you have sex?

1. Yes
2. No, but it wouldn’t bother me
3. No

• Ever video taped yourself having sex?

1. Yes
2. No, but like the idea
3. No

• Ever had sex with more than one partner in the same day?

1. Yes
2. Never have, but not ruling it out
3. No

• Ever used sex toys?

1. Yes
2. No, but interested
3. No

• Do you like to be spanked?

1. Yes
2. No, but maybe
3. No

• Ever been restrained whilst having sex?

1. Yes
2. No, but definitely interested
3. No

• Have you ever had sex on the 1st date?

1. Yes
2. No, but not ruling it out
3. No

• Have you given or received your partner’s underwear as a souvenir?

1. Yes, got quite a collection
2. No, but would be happy to
3. No

• Ever had sex in a public place?

1. Yes
2. No, but might consider it
3. No

Results: 1=3, 2=2, 3=1 now add up your score

01-10 – My God there’s something wrong with you

11-20 – Oh dear, sorry to hear that

21-30 – Stop thinking, start doing.

31-40 – You’re just not trying hard enough

41-50 – You must be sore!

51-60 – My God there’s something wrong with you