Top 10 Guilty Holiday Pleasures
- Having an alcoholic drink for breakfast.
- Making fun of what others are wearing.
- Reading trash magazines you wouldn’t be found dead reading back home.
- Sun-bathing nude.
- Sleep with the hunky waiter.
- Telling lies about yourself to all the new people you are meeting.
- Wear totally inappropriate clothing.
- Pretend you’re interested in Time Share only to let the agent down at the last moment after accepting all the free drinks.
- Shout and scream like a big kid when you are out on the ‘Pirate’ cruise.
- Pee in the pool cos you are too drunk to get out.